I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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