are you so shy because you have an std?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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