You're my little dorito
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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