omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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