I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
that is very illegal...i love you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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