quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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