Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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