You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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