Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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