Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i think im in europe. pls send help
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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