I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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