can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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