we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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