I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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