you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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