i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
