Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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