either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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