I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you would pick up someone in the library
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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