so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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