I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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