lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
