this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
