If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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