is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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