gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
