you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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