Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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