I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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