Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
