Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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