I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
sex on a bike is impossible
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