No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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