Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
