her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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