We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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