Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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