I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
and she was petting her beer can
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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