one might say we're banned from that church
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The ass gains better be worth it
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