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After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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