How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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