dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
