i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
not ubering you a puppy
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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