The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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