i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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