Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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