She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
As shirtless as possible
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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