you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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