I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
