Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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