Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
COCAINE IS GR8
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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