I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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