Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
