I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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