I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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