I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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